As my mother used to say "You're only old when the Pope looks young". Mind, she was well over 80 when she first said it.
BM , you're not old, your just conservative and careful ( though my 51 would be 'keeping chickens', so perhaps not).
I admit to "in my young days" but that's not a complaint, just astonishment that youngsters don't know what a 78 record is. I never did know peoples' names, so that doesn't count, but 16 and 17, about technology are me. Honestly, having to ask the daughter how to do the simplest thing would be embarrassing if she hadn't been claiming I was her grandfather since she was 10.