Phew!

[excelsior-1]

Had a scary moment when I was opening my expensive new furniture with a Stanley knife.

I almost slit my shelf.

[cupid04]

Ikea relate to that!

[chrisgel]

Good one. I'm borrowing it if you don't mind.

[frugalfred]

Dr. Spooner would be proud of you, excel.

[excelsior-1]

be my guest, chrisgel

[tonyav]

Oh excel, you are a blade.

[frugalfred]

^.... and sharp with it!

[tonyav]

This is a good thread, no ones posted a cutting remark yet.

[frugalfred]

No call to be blunt, tonyav!