At The Docs...
A man was very worried that his wife was lately
not quite the same as she used to be. So, he takes
her to the doctor who runs a battery of tests on
her and then calls the man into his office.
He says, "Well, I have run all the tests on your wife
and have come to the conclusion that she has
either AIDS or Alzheimer's disease."
The man is now shocked and upset and asks the
doctor, "But doc, how will we know which one of
the diseases she is suffering from?"
The doctor replies, "On your way back home,
drop her off in a place about two streets rom
home.
If she makes it home, don't have sex with her...