I Went To Veterinary College.......

[excelsior-1]

..... and specialised in diseases and morphology of cows udders

when i visited farms and began my inspections of udders i found the work was not quite as rewarding as i had hoped


however, i did get an occasional pat on the back

[Baldric]

Ah, go on, pull the udder one!

[Tilly2]

morphology? Did you have to talk to them?

[excelsior-1]

mor·phol·o·gy  
/môrˈfäləjē/
Noun
The study of the forms of things, in particular.
The branch of biology that deals with the form of living organisms, and with relationships between their structures.

[Psybbo]

Are you kowtowing to Tilly?

[marval]

At least this joke was not a load of bull.

[Tilly2]

I got the wrong morphology.I was thinking of linguistics Sorry, that's what sprung to mind. The heat has affected my brain.