ChatterBank2 mins ago
Smile Please...
Abloke walks into a pub and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: £2.50
Hand Job: £10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy barmaid.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
(I know its an Oldie but it still creates a smile)
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