This "joke" was on my calendar, and I don't get it. . . . .
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighbourhood of $371.49 each.
(Apparently it's a quote from Andy Rooney (whoever he is)).
I think that must be it, Jim. I just googled him and he's some man that used to be on the radio in America. He doesn't sound very funny to me. Thanks for your answer.