A Joke For Physisists.

[Graham-W]

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are out for a drive when they get pulled over by the police.
The policeman asks Heisenberg, " Do you know how fast you were going?" to which Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know exactly where I was."
The policeman checks the car out. Tyres OK, lights OK. He opens the boot and calls to Schrödinger, "Do you know there's a dead cat in the boot?" to which Schrödinger responds, "Well I do now."

[Jemisa]

eh?

[fourteen85]

Love the Beefheart avatar

[douglas9401]

:)

[Maggoty]

:-) LOL xxxxx