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Congratulations
An Army major was conducting a field test when communications went dead, just when headquarters initiated a call to him.
Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station.
When the major and the sergeant ran in, the group cheered their arrival.
The commanding officer then stepped forward and shook the major's hand.
"Don't congratulate me, sir," he said modestly as he pointed to his driver. "It was all the sergeant's doing."
The commanding officer nodded and turned to the sergeant.
"Congratulations," he said. "The major's wife just had a baby girl."
Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station.
When the major and the sergeant ran in, the group cheered their arrival.
The commanding officer then stepped forward and shook the major's hand.
"Don't congratulate me, sir," he said modestly as he pointed to his driver. "It was all the sergeant's doing."
The commanding officer nodded and turned to the sergeant.
"Congratulations," he said. "The major's wife just had a baby girl."
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