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A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared,she confides this 'news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them.
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You can try again!'
Scared,she confides this 'news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them.
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You can try again!'
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Ha Ha Ha. lol. Why all the white space after the joke? Is it a pregnant pause?
18:15 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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