I Can't...

[Jemisa]

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road & a copper see's him & pulls him over, “Step out of the car please sir ” says the copper, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”
“Alright,” says the copper, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “I Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok,” the copper answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “I Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated copper. “Well, because Jim says...I’m Fvcking drunk!”

[murraymints]

Lol

[excelsior-1]

good one

a version i heard was that it was a city banker who was driving ..... and as the policeman reached the point where he wanted a urine sample, the banker showed him a card which read 'this man is a city banker - do not take the p*** out of him'

[Baldric]

Not even a small deposit? ^^^

[marval]

lol