Family & Relationships0 min ago
I Was In A Pub On Saturday Night
when this really brutal ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "Give me your number sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes"
I replied "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes"
I replied "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
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