Turning Into

[marval]

A man visited his psychiatrist and told him that he thought he was turning into a packet of biscuits.

"What sort of biscuits?' asked the psychiatrist.

"Square ones," said the man.

"With little holes in them?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Yes doc," said the man with relief, "That's it exactly."

"What is wrong with me?" he asked.

"You're crackers," said the psychiatrist.

[cupid04]

Groan!

[frugalfred]

Gawd, that takes the biscuit!

[marval]

Crumbs, too groan making was it?

[Spoonboy]

I digested this one and it cracked me up.

[marval]

Wafer the next one I post.

[Spoonboy]

Will the next one include some Royal Tea?!

[Prudie]

Tuc Tuc

[marval]

It will be good for your digestive.

[Spoonboy]

We are all certainly hobnobbing now!

[marval]

Yes, it is very nice

[Prudie]

was he a ginger nut?

[frugalfred]

LOL, Prudie!

[marval]

No he was a jammie dodger

[Spoonboy]

You deserve a Blue Riband, Marval

[elliemay1]

I think you're all crackers!!!

[marval]

Thank you spoony, I will get my friend Gary Baldi on to it.

[frugalfred]

Mmm, the Italian Job

[Spoonboy]

Make sure there are no dead flies on him, or he might ginger snap!

[marval]

I think for breakfast I will have some morning coffee

[Spoonboy]

To go with your oaties, Marval?!