Turning Into

marval | 20:22 Fri 09th Aug 2013 | Jokes

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A man visited his psychiatrist and told him that he thought he was turning into a packet of biscuits.

"What sort of biscuits?' asked the psychiatrist.

"Square ones," said the man.

"With little holes in them?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Yes doc," said the man with relief, "That's it exactly."

"What is wrong with me?" he asked.

"You're crackers," said the psychiatrist.

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cupid04

Groan!

Gawd, that takes the biscuit!

marval

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Crumbs, too groan making was it?

I digested this one and it cracked me up.

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Wafer the next one I post.

Will the next one include some Royal Tea?!

Prudie

Tuc Tuc

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It will be good for your digestive.

We are all certainly hobnobbing now!

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Yes, it is very nice

Prudie

was he a ginger nut?

LOL, Prudie!

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No he was a jammie dodger

You deserve a Blue Riband, Marval

I think you're all crackers!!!

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Thank you spoony, I will get my friend Gary Baldi on to it.

Mmm, the Italian Job

Make sure there are no dead flies on him, or he might ginger snap!

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I think for breakfast I will have some morning coffee

To go with your oaties, Marval?!

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