Craven Schools Partnership C/D 31 Dec
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Insatiable....
Late at night a breathless guy runs into a pub and asks for water and gulps it straight down before asking for another.
"That's one hell of a thirst you've got," says the barman.
The guy says, "Yeah, I have an insatiable woman in my car. She wants me to go right back out there and do it all again, but I can't."
"Errm, tell you what," says the barman, "why dont I get out there and help you out while you keep an eye on the bar"
The woman lunges at the barman as soon as he gets to the car and instantly starts to ravage him.
A few minutes later there's a knock on the window. It's a policeman shining his torch on the naked pair.
"What's going on here?" he asks.
"It's all right, officer," says the barman. "She's my wife."
"Oh, sorry sir, I didn't realize..."
"Yeah" said the barman "well neither did I till you switched on your torch"
"That's one hell of a thirst you've got," says the barman.
The guy says, "Yeah, I have an insatiable woman in my car. She wants me to go right back out there and do it all again, but I can't."
"Errm, tell you what," says the barman, "why dont I get out there and help you out while you keep an eye on the bar"
The woman lunges at the barman as soon as he gets to the car and instantly starts to ravage him.
A few minutes later there's a knock on the window. It's a policeman shining his torch on the naked pair.
"What's going on here?" he asks.
"It's all right, officer," says the barman. "She's my wife."
"Oh, sorry sir, I didn't realize..."
"Yeah" said the barman "well neither did I till you switched on your torch"
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