Once upon a time a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO !!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and humped skinny long-legged big breasted girls and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and never heard bitching and never paid child support or divorce settlement and kept his house and boat and ate egg and chips and beans every day and blew enormous farts and all his friends and family thought he was a cool bugger and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and pissed outside when he wanted to....