Little Johnny.

[cupid04]

A few months after his parent's divorced, little Johnny passed his mum's
bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, 'I need a man, I need
a man!' Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning in the bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran to his bedroom, took off all his clothes, threw himself on the bed, and started stroking himself and moaning, 'Oh I need a bike, I need a bike!'

[Quoi]

Pah! I've rubbed mine til my bits are sore and still no lottery win

[cupid04]

Have you gone deaf, yet?

[Quoi]

ha cupid ... no not yet but only just realised the next draw is wednesday doh!

[marval]

lol