Neighbours Party...

[Jemisa]

A successful business man from London decided to quit his job and buy a 20 acre property in the countryside . One day while riding his horse, he came across another man on horseback. The man told him he was his next door neighbour and he was having a get-together the coming weekend and that the man should come.

The neighbour said “I have to warn you though, there will be a lot of drinking at this party”, to which the ex city gent replied “no problem”.

“There will also be sex going on.” Again, “No problem”.

“Well, There will probably be some fighting too.” To which the city bloke replied, “I think I can handle myself”.

As he rode off, he turned and asked the party host. “By the way, what should I wear to the party?” The man, replied “Oh, it doesn't matter.

It’s only going to be me and you!”