From 'mock The Week'

[excelsior-1]

i always enjoy watching mock the week, and there are two jokes that are, in my opinion, the best ever - i just saw one of them, it is as follows:-


(from a section entitled 'unlikely things to hear in a medical documentary)

"the siamese twins were joined at the most embarrassing part of their body, and we're known to their friends as the skipping rope"

[excelsior-1]

-- were --