I Have Just Read The Pink Panther's 'to-Do' List

[excelsior-1]

it reads...........



- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo.............

[mushroom25]

item 1. go to durham,
durham,
durham durham durham...

[frugalfred]

It's a Seller's market!

[berniecuddles]

for petes sake!!

[frugalfred]

bernie, I shall give you one jab of my needle in your punjab!

[berniecuddles]

carry on up the kyhber!

[frugalfred]

Don't count on it, there's a tally ban there!

[cupid04]

what did the Pink Panter sing when he trod an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.....

[berniecuddles]

lol cupid x

[frugalfred]

Was he short of breath, cupid?

[cupid04]

was supposed to say panther, not panter, lol!

[frugalfred]

Oh, I thought 'twas something to do with pink panties.

[cupid04]

What you get up to in your spare time is your business, frugalfred, lol!x

[DTCwordfan]

On the basis of the evidence presented here, there is adequate justification to the Daleks' call............

[berniecuddles]

exfredimate

[DTCwordfan]

hee hee

[DTCwordfan]

eliminate the tranny fred knick - her

[frugalfred]

Aagh! frugalfred is vaporised......