Knock Knock

[cupid04]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Myth.

Myth who.

I myth you too. xx

[janbee]

I love old knock knock jokes too. YEARS ago, there was one "knock knock", "who's there? Avon, your bell's knackered.

[cupid04]

Q] Why was the Avon lady unhappy?

A] Cos Max Factor.

[janbee]

I heard a similar version. Why was the powder puff pregnant? Because Max...... (you-know-the-rest)

[mallyh]

knock knock
who's there
nicholas
nicholas who
nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees

[cupid04]

or do handstands up the wall, lol!

[Svejk]

Lol, cupid. I pythed myself.
Kyth,kyth.

[marval]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.

[mallyh]

knock knock
who's there
isabel
isabel who
is a bell on a bike
.........................
knock knock
who's there
egbert
egbert who

egg but no bacon

[cupid04]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

[cupid04]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

[excelsior-1]

knock-knock jokes are a myth-conception

[albaqwerty]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Madam

Madam who?

Madam's foot stuff in the door.

(Don't ask, it's only one that's stuck in the brain)