Another One

[LochNessMonster]

Bloke goes into his local library and asks if they have a book on suicides.

The librarian says No, as know one returns any the book they had.

[excelsior-1]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers.


The librarian says;

[excelsior-1]

A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences.

The librarian says, "As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."

[excelsior-1]

A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth.


The Librarian says "try over there in the C section".

[excelsior-1]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.

The librarian says; "It's behind you!"

[excelsior-1]

Man goes into a library and asks for a book on 'Probability'.
Librarian says, "It might be on that shelf over there".

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.

The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on curiosity.
The librarian asks, "What do you want to read that for?"

A man goes into a library and asks if they have any books on pessimism.
The librarian says; "I doubt it."