Potential Cyber Lovers

[mrs_overall]

I have three contenders:

1. Jordyboy - a Jeff Chandler lookalike (Jeff Chandler died in 1961 so he won't look too healthy should he be dug up)

2. Svejk - the name is Danish and translates as "sweaty". Enough said.

3. Tonyav - smells faintly of goats and has a bum so big that it has its own postcode.

Or should I just settle for a cup of tea?

[humbersloop]

tea

[boxtops]

you haven't got sqad on that list, mrsO - he'll be gutted :-)

[Sqad]

Jordy

\\\\but you missed the fact that i am hung like a donkey\\\

Trouble is Jordy, you look like a donkey (Just a joke ;-))

[mrs_overall]

Gulp.

Humber, don't put the kettle on just yet.....

[Sqad]

boxy......Mrs_0/ sqad..........true love.........not cyber.

[excelsior-1]

pay no attention to Jordyboy, eeyore - ways says that

stick to a nice cuppa

[boxtops]

ooo sqad, snipe at your love rival, LOL !!!

[SlackAlice]

The choice is yours, why settle for just one? I am sure you could juggle all three, you being a superstar model (despite chin hair and warts) and all that, plus impeccable dress sense (marigolds comes to mind).

I'd just stir the cauldron until the mix resembles a love potion and send each a bottle. Performance may count for more than looks or smells

[mrs_overall]

hands another rose to sqad

[boxtops]

You're feeling better then, Mrs O?!

[Tilly2]

And I thought Sweety was mine! The bounder!

[mrs_overall]

Lots better thanks boxy xxx

[mrs_overall]

slackalice - please get the facts right - International super model

[xstitcher]

Svejk is a Yugoslavian name, , sweaty in Danish is svedig...and so ends my language lesson of the day lol

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm, how do I get rid of the competition.

[mrs_overall]

xstitcher, thank you for that. (As well as being sweaty, he cannot spell) ;-)