Freida

[marval]

Frieda had just finished her fish dinner.

She was, however, not at all happy with it, so she called over the waiter.

"I've tasted fresher fish," said Frieda.

"Not in here," replied the waiter.


A burglar broke into the house of a Quaker in the middle of the night and started to rob it.

The Quaker heard the noise and went downstairs with his shotgun.

When he found the burglar he pointed his gun at him and said gently.

"Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot!"

[excelsior-1]

at least he was not quaking in his boots