Don't Loose Your Condom

[marval]

A couple was going at it in a barn down on the farm.

In the process, the condom slipped off.

The guy pokes around inside her with a straw and manages to lose that too.

A while later they find out she is pregnant.

Nine months later the doctor enters the waiting room where the father asks him what the baby is.

The doctor replies, "It's a baby boy dressed in a little raincoat and a straw hat.

[frugalfred]

... and they named him "Johnny"!

[davetuc]

That really is poor!