Australian Drover

[Woodsz]

Drover: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Drover: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."

[EDDIE51]

A man walks into a pharmacy and says to the young lady behind the counter and says ''hoi you Miss give me 20 condoms''
'' Don't you MISS me'' she snaps back
''Ok'' he says ''make that 21 condoms''

[tonyav]

LOL to both.