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An usher at the entrance to the synagogue stopped Sadie.
The usher asked, "Are you a friend of the bride?"
Sadie quickly relied, "No, of course not. I am the groom's mother."
A young son said: Dad, did you know Mummy thinks you're perfect?
Father: She does? Wow! How do you know?
Young son: I heard her say it to Mrs. Smith.
Father: When was that?
Young son: Just before she used the word idiot.
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million pounds.
To my son Barry, I leave my Daimler and the Jaguar.
To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and £250,000.
And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."
A son was filling up the form with Dad's help.
He came across a question, "What is your Mother tongue."
He asked his Dad, "What should I write here, Dad?"
And Dad responded, "Very long."
The usher asked, "Are you a friend of the bride?"
Sadie quickly relied, "No, of course not. I am the groom's mother."
A young son said: Dad, did you know Mummy thinks you're perfect?
Father: She does? Wow! How do you know?
Young son: I heard her say it to Mrs. Smith.
Father: When was that?
Young son: Just before she used the word idiot.
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million pounds.
To my son Barry, I leave my Daimler and the Jaguar.
To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and £250,000.
And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."
A son was filling up the form with Dad's help.
He came across a question, "What is your Mother tongue."
He asked his Dad, "What should I write here, Dad?"
And Dad responded, "Very long."
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