Oriental Gags

[joggerjayne]

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[joggerjayne]

I heard there was a new Oriental chocolate bar.

But it turned out to be a Chinese Wispa.







sorry

[joggerjayne]

This guy had a Japanese girlfriend.

He split up with her because he said her (front bottom) was too big.

She said "You English men, you always clittysizing"

[Old_Geezer]

And there was me thinking the OP was near empty because you had used the gag ! unsure what the oriental feature was going to be though

[joggerjayne]

The pal who told me the second one didn't say "front bottom" so I had to change it a bit.

[joggerjayne]

What do you call a Japanese woman with a food mixer on her head?

Blenda

[jno]

if Japanese pop is Jpop, what is Chinese rap?

[Old_Geezer]

Same as other rap !

[joggerjayne]

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

[cupid04]

Lol!

[Baldric]

And you moaned about me last night JJ!

[cupid04]

Too much information!^^^

[tonyav]

No it's not !.

[cupid04]

Sorry, thought it said groaned, lol!!!!

[carrust]

Why do Chinese people have slanty eyes?

'Cos their pigtails are too tight....

[Svejk]

^^^^^^^^
Behave crusty,lol.

What time do you go to the Chinese dentist.
Two-thirty.

[Svejk]

Spill the beans,jj. ;)

[carrust]

Why do orientals have buck teeth & slanty eyes?

'cos they masturbate too much....

[DTCwordfan]

And I thought the answer was Prince Philip has met with them.

[LochNessMonster]

Went into local Chinese takeaway last night and they were selling new cook book at counter.

I said "what's the name of your book"?

They replied. "101 to wok your dog" !