'i Hate My Job'

[Woodsz]

When you have anday,
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favourite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department
at Johnson & Johnson.'


HAVE
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS
MORE
OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!



Remember,
If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
Heart....

Maybe
You should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!




Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!

[marval]

Thank you for that, I feel much better now.

[Old_Geezer]

After reading that leaflet I think you should tell them where they can stick it.

[B00]

Sorry!

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp

[Old_Geezer]

We knew they weren't testing them that was for accuracy. It's for fit !