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marval | 19:31 Thu 28th Nov 2013 | Jokes
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A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week.

The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town.

The sheriff raided their game and took all three before the local judge.

After listening to the sheriff's story, the judge sternly inquired of the priest: "Were you gambling, Father?" The priest looked toward heaven, whispered, "Oh, Lord, forgive me!" and then said aloud: "No, your honour, I was not gambling."

"Were you gambling, Reverend?" the judge asked the minister. The minister repeated the priest's actions and said, "No, your honour, I was not."

Turning to the third clergyman, the judge asked: "Were you gambling, Rabbi?"

The rabbi eyed him coolly and replied "With whom?"

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Good one!
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