Oh Such Innocence..

[Quoi]

6 year old Jenny went to her aunties wedding, she whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life."

After a few seconds thought, Jenny said. "So why is the groom wearing black?"

[JonnyBoy12]

A man fell into a vat of bleach the other day.

Doctors say his condition is all white now!