Six Things Not To Say During Sex....

[cupid04]

1] Smile for the camera.

2] Get off me, I'll do it myself!

3]You're almost as good as my ex.

4]Erm, have you got the keys to the handcuffs?

5] Actually, let's turn the lights off.

6] Shh, my mum's a light sleeper.

[zebo]

Just look at those cobwebs in the corner.

[tonyav]

Gawd, that ceiling needs painting.

[Zacs-Master]

Ooh, I think I just got my period.

[ChillDoubt]

The worst one has to be:

Is it in yet?

[Prudie]

what's that smell?

[EDDIE51]

You're in the wrong hole.

[marval]

lol

I've seen a bigger one on my pet hamster.

[pixie373]

"Rupert...!" (unless, of course, that's his name)

[EDDIE51]

Sorry, I thought it was just a fart!

[EDDIE51]

Is your name Justin?

[Prudie]

For Funks Sake how much longer are going to be?

[Prudie]

^are 'you' going to be :-)

[whiskeryron]

Gorden Bennet I must get something to cushion this bedhead.

WR.

[Quoi]

hurry up. my meeting at the std clinic is in 15 minutes....

[MichaelZZ]

Thisisgoingtobenicewasn't it?

[jd_1984]

Dont panic, I am certain my Herpies are not contgious!

[jd_1984]

Your sister liked it that way!

[piggynose]

11, is that it, then?