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marval | 21:51 Thu 19th Dec 2013 | Jokes
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An Englishman shot himself in the groin recently.

He had been drinking fifteen pints of beer and had stuffed a sawed-off shotgun down his pants.

Apparently, the man was under the impression the gun wasn't fully cocked.

Now he isn't, either.
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Ferrets are known to be the same.
21:53 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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Ohhhhhhh, wince wince.
21:54 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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why an Englishman?
22:58 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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tee hee good one marvel.
23:37 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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Why an Englishman?
09:28 Fri 20th Dec 2013
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Because the joke is about an Englishman. It can be any nationality you like.
22:04 Fri 20th Dec 2013

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