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A List Of Things You Dont Want To Hear From Sqad In Surgery....!!!
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Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Some of these are a bit too sick for me - sorry.
This is totally true. Whilst waiting in reception area, re an Osteoporosis clinic, the following occurred: Consultant appears in doorway, and 'shouts' "Do we have a Patella Hammer here"?.
A uniformed Nurse, walks to the main waiting area, and shouts again " Is there a Patella Hammer waiting please".
Short lapse, Consultant emerges and say to all waiting - "My apologies - just can't get the staff these days" ! Totally true.
This is totally true. Whilst waiting in reception area, re an Osteoporosis clinic, the following occurred: Consultant appears in doorway, and 'shouts' "Do we have a Patella Hammer here"?.
A uniformed Nurse, walks to the main waiting area, and shouts again " Is there a Patella Hammer waiting please".
Short lapse, Consultant emerges and say to all waiting - "My apologies - just can't get the staff these days" ! Totally true.
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