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A List Of Things You Dont Want To Hear From Sqad In Surgery....!!!

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berniecuddles | 16:09 Sun 12th Jan 2014 | Jokes
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Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!



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LOL :o)

"Of course you can't feel your legs - we've amputated your arms".
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Some of these are a bit too sick for me - sorry.

This is totally true. Whilst waiting in reception area, re an Osteoporosis clinic, the following occurred: Consultant appears in doorway, and 'shouts' "Do we have a Patella Hammer here"?.

A uniformed Nurse, walks to the main waiting area, and shouts again " Is there a Patella Hammer waiting please".

Short lapse, Consultant emerges and say to all waiting - "My apologies - just can't get the staff these days" ! Totally true.
Lol!

(I'd love to know sqad's real name. I'm guessing Victor. Or Stan. Or Peter).
No, Pixie, probably Marmaduke...... Just as long as his surname isn't Crippen.............
Shouldn't have had that third pint!
Who reckons I can do this in under two minutes?
Has the anaesthetic not worked AGAIN?

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