What's Up Doc?

[marval]

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia?

I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."

"Don't worry, it won't happen to me.

If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."


A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

[Psybbo]

Phew LOL

[vulcan42]

The second one actually happened to me. I went to the doctor because when I ate hot food my nose would run. He said he didn't know what caused it and then asked if I sneezed at the same time. I replied no and he said Pity, I could have cured that.