Another Pun Here

[marval]

One day, two hillbillies saw something that looked like a Bigfoot.

He was all hairy except he had a sharp horn on top of his head.

"What the hell is that thing", the first hillbilly asked.

"I think it's a Bigfoot with something stuck in his head".

"Why don't you just ask me", the creature said.

Astonished, the hillbillies asked, "Do you speak the King's English?"

"Why yes, I do indeed."

"Well, what the hell are you?"

"I'm a furry with a syringe on top."

[heathfield]

Kindly leave the stage!

[marval]

I'll get my coat.

[cupid04]

Lol!

[dustypuss]

Groan

[Baldric]

I'll get your coat!

[excelsior-1]

got your coat yet?

[marval]

Yes, I have my coat as requested.

[pixie373]

I don't get it :-(

[emmie]

surrey with a fringe on top, play on words, it's from Oklahoma i think..

[Baldric]

Pixie
"The Surrey with the Fringe on Top" is a show tune from the 1943 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, Oklahoma! It is the second song of the show, following the opening number, "Oh What a Beautiful Mornin'."

[emmie]

Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[marval]

A woman ordered an exotic snake through a mail order operation.

When the package arrived, there were only feathery necklaces in the box.

Apparently, the boa cons tricked her.


Source: Email

[albaqwerty]

lol

I love puns, rather partial to them.

One of my favourites which is ages long, ends with
'you can't put all your Basques in one exit'

[emmie]

good...

[albaqwerty]

groan marval!

I love puns, I may have mentioned that.

[emmie]

What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Launch meat.

[Baldric]

I like the 'Born Again Christian' one that pops up here now and again

[marval]

The group of cowboys riding with the sheriff were not gaining on the outlaws at all.

The sheriff asked for suggestions.

One of the cowboys said, "We could add a male bovine to our group."

The sheriff nodded and said, "That's posse bull."

[emmie]

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

[pixie373]

Thanks for the explanation emmie and baldric- never heard of it x