Wind

[excelsior-1]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

[askyourgran]

Lol, the dangers of modern society.

[Hopkirk]

Could anyone name that tune?

[giveup]

That stinks!!!

[Butterbun]

LOL