Divorce Time?
A male driver is pulled over by a police car and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75in a 50 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken rear light.
Man: Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that rear light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Madam, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.