Punny Or Funny?

[marval]

The dermatologist was an avid gardener but he had a problem with moles.

As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.

I'm not very versed in writing songs, so I refrain from doing it.

When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.

Popeye had just finished plucking a goose when a gust of wind scattered all of the feathers. He said, 'Well, blow me down.'

Did you hear about the man who was jabbed in the back with a set of keys? His back locked up.

The origami artist won the court case because he was good with paperwork.

Superconductive materials should be properly stored in an ohmless shelter

Surprises is the knight in charge of awards.

The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

Soup operas were the big winners at the Cans Film Festival.

Our Boy Scouts' knot-tying class went off without a hitch

Even covered in salad dressing my lettuce looked bare, so I put some cloves on it.

The soprano was very optimistic and always left her friends on a high note.

I was caught studying the periodic table in English class. It was an elementary mistake.

When I went to the International Club, I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. I told her I was very sari.

[jim360]

I hope the two pianists didn't find their love diminished after their major decision to marry. Would be a shame if it when flat.

[Quoi]

Our crossword club organised a sleepover. The bed was too cramped though with 5 across.