Thank You Daughter.

[marval]

A girl was crying bitterly.

Mum: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mum do I look like a wicked witch?

Mum: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes as big as a toad?

Mum: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mum: No baby!

Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

Mum: You have a fine physique.

Daughter: Then why do people tell me that I look like my mum?

[BlueToffee]

Nice one marval, didn't show it to Mrs BT though!