The Queen's English

[MTbowels]

Gamekeeper: "Excuse me sir, but is that Davy Crockett style headgear you are wearing made from fox fur?

Prince Charles: "Yes"

Gamekeeper: "Might I ask why you're wearing it?"

Prince Charles: " I told my mother that I was going shooting in Ecclefechan and she immediately said "wear the fox hat" "

[carrust]

I've got a semi......

[shoota]

Yes dear?

[Psybbo]

Don't you dear me!

[tonyav]

carrust
I've got a semi......


So long has it doesn't become detached, rusty !.

[shoota]

OK darling.

[Psybbo]

That's better x

[shoota]

What's better, dear?

[Psybbo]

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[DTCwordfan]

MTB - how dare you insult your/our future king. If he sees this, and I, for one will dispatch this AB thread to him, I am sure that he will dispatch you to Fockall Rock, out there in the Atlantic.

[tonyav]

DT, is that right, there is fockall on fockall ?.

[berniecuddles]

here we go lol

[Tilly2]

I thought it was Rockall. (I have led a very sheltered life)

[DTCwordfan]

Fockall on Fockall except for one thing, a focking load of gannet turd. Suppose one could make gunpowder and then use it to try and launch yourself back to the mainland/

[Tilly2]

Sole. Fastnet. Shannon. Rockall. Bailey. No Fockall

[tonyav]

Gun powder out of Gannet poo, DT, probably need some water ski's to propel your self back to the main land then.

Yeah, I thought it was Rockall as well, Yilly.

[berniecuddles]

well that's right tilly if there aint none there's fockall..!!

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^

[Psybbo]

Bernie, that scarf's looking a bit tired:-(

[tonyav]

What scarf, Psybbo ?.

[shoota]

What scarf hen?