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An Englishman, Irishman And Scotsman...
An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are all stranded on an island. They’ve been there for years, when one day the Englishman finds a lamp buried in the sand. He starts to polish it and out pops a genie.
Oh thank you master says the genie, I will grant you all one wish! The Englishman says…Oh how I’d love to be at Lords sipping a Gin and Tonic, watching the cricket.
Big flash, cloud of smoke and he’s gone! The Scotsman says…see you jimmy,I wish I was at Hampden Park with a few mates watching the football. Big flash , cloud of smoke and he’s gone! The Irishman says “Bejesus its gonna be awful lonely here without them, can you bring them back”???? haha
Oh thank you master says the genie, I will grant you all one wish! The Englishman says…Oh how I’d love to be at Lords sipping a Gin and Tonic, watching the cricket.
Big flash, cloud of smoke and he’s gone! The Scotsman says…see you jimmy,I wish I was at Hampden Park with a few mates watching the football. Big flash , cloud of smoke and he’s gone! The Irishman says “Bejesus its gonna be awful lonely here without them, can you bring them back”???? haha
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