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Nuns Best Fish & Chips..
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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.
The first one says, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles." "I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner.
The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other Brother and said, "Then you must be....?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so..... I am the chip monk."
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.
The first one says, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles." "I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner.
The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other Brother and said, "Then you must be....?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so..... I am the chip monk."
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Oscar Pistorious went to his local Pretoria Peas (South Africa pty) fish and chip shop for some dinner.
"Get out of here, you murdering barsteward", said the Peas fish and chip fryer. "I'm not serving your sort in here. There's another shop ten minutes down the road."
"Show some respect", said Oscar. "I've won six Olympic gold medals and I can run the 100 metres in 10.9 seconds".
"In that case, I apologise," said the Peas 'friar'. "It's only two minutes down the road."
"Get out of here, you murdering barsteward", said the Peas fish and chip fryer. "I'm not serving your sort in here. There's another shop ten minutes down the road."
"Show some respect", said Oscar. "I've won six Olympic gold medals and I can run the 100 metres in 10.9 seconds".
"In that case, I apologise," said the Peas 'friar'. "It's only two minutes down the road."
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