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Elderly Neighbour.
A woman notices her elderly next door neighbour lying flat on his face in his vegetable patch. 'Are you okay? she calls anxiously. 'I'm fine,' he yells back.
'I'm planting potatoes but I've lost my dibber so I'm using my todger instead.' 'In that case I'll send my husband,' she says. 'They need to go deeper than that.'
'I'm planting potatoes but I've lost my dibber so I'm using my todger instead.' 'In that case I'll send my husband,' she says. 'They need to go deeper than that.'
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