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cupid04 | 00:07 Fri 25th Apr 2014 | Jokes
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A woman notices her elderly next door neighbour lying flat on his face in his vegetable patch. 'Are you okay? she calls anxiously. 'I'm fine,' he yells back.
'I'm planting potatoes but I've lost my dibber so I'm using my todger instead.' 'In that case I'll send my husband,' she says. 'They need to go deeper than that.'
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LOL.


ho ho, that's one in the eye for him
lol
don't encourage her, guys. ;)
Very good ! lol lol
When you said flat on his face, I thought you were speaking to Pinocchio ! He probably lied about the dibber.
King Edwards or Baby New Ones!!
..and Desiree was underneath..

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