Pregnant

[marval]

A pregnant woman, was feeling most peculiar.

She went to see her Doctor.

"Doctor", she said, "I'm feeling very strange."

The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you're going to be having triplets!"

Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?"

The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"

[frugalfred]

Kids already arguing among themselves!

[stocksman]

He should have added 'and they're all female'.