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cupid04 | 17:13 Thu 08th May 2014 | Jokes
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Dave: My wife made a very odd dinner last night - toad in the hole.

Tony: What's odd about that?

Dave: She used real toads.

Tony: Well count yourself lucky she didn't make spotted dick for dessert!
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Avatar Image berniecuddles
LOL
17:14 Thu 08th May 2014
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I wouldn't mind Roly Poly though lol. ya little minx.
17:14 Thu 08th May 2014
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mr AV good evening
17:15 Thu 08th May 2014
Avatar Image treetops68
It would be the temperature of the custard that would worry me!!
17:16 Thu 08th May 2014
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don't have fish at cupids tone she'll have her hands round your cods before you know it lol
17:18 Thu 08th May 2014
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Not if it's spotty I won't...........
17:19 Thu 08th May 2014
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Loin of pork here.......with two rocky mountain oysters.
17:19 Thu 08th May 2014
Avatar Image berniecuddles
lol cupes you mean you don't know already ......hmmmm lol
17:20 Thu 08th May 2014
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Evening, bernie, DT, treetops and little minx.
17:21 Thu 08th May 2014
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DTC- Are you meant to be on eccles dinner post?
17:21 Thu 08th May 2014
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It could have been coq au vin.....
17:22 Thu 08th May 2014
Avatar Image berniecuddles
or Cock a Leekie Soup
17:24 Thu 08th May 2014
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Gawd, thats fowl, bernie !.
17:24 Thu 08th May 2014
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lol
17:25 Thu 08th May 2014
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'Squeeze me between the Sheets' as a cocktail.
17:26 Thu 08th May 2014
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Bernie will charge you for that, tony, a Guinea.....
17:27 Thu 08th May 2014
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DTC..groan lol
17:28 Thu 08th May 2014
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I aint paying a Guinea for that, DT, tell him I'll give him £1.05p for it.
17:33 Thu 08th May 2014
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Tight arses oop north.
17:34 Thu 08th May 2014
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Anybody got any cherries for dessert?
17:34 Thu 08th May 2014

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