Bar Talk...

[cupid04]

A man is drowning his sorrows at the bar. 'What's up' asks the barman, handing him another pint. 'My wife and I are going through a bad patch,' he explains. 'She has not been attending to my needs, shall we say.'
'I don't follow' the barman replies. 'Well,' the man says gulping a mouthful of beer. 'She likes to cook my steak just how she performs oral sex. Not well done - and rare.'

[marval]

lol