What Do I Do?

[marval]

A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he decides to call his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before.

So he calls up his dad and asks him, "What do I do first?"

His dad says, "Take her clothes off and put her in bed."

The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says, "She's without clothes and in bed what do I do now?" His dad says, "Take your clothes off and get in bed."

He calls back 5 minutes later and says, "I'm without clothes and in bed with her what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running out so he says, "Look son do I have to spell everything out? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees!"

The hillbilly calls up 5 mins later and says, "OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"

[1ozzy]

I bet he was "flushed with success".

[Quoi]

If that was the hardest thing on his body, it was probably best to stick his head in the loo.

[1ozzy]

Hi Marval.
Love your sense of humour.
You should be here when I'm handing out the beers.