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excelsior-1 | 19:21 Wed 21st May 2014 | Jokes
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......... a mechanic seated upon a spare automobile part, drinking a cup of tea

i assume he was on a brake
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Listening to a disc?
19:26 Wed 21st May 2014
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Was he wearing the correct gear?
19:28 Wed 21st May 2014
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stop right there!
19:29 Wed 21st May 2014
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he may have just been exhausted
19:29 Wed 21st May 2014
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Piston broke.
19:29 Wed 21st May 2014
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How well you know me tonyav....... hic
19:31 Wed 21st May 2014
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Excel, the poor man, his big end was broken.........
19:32 Wed 21st May 2014
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that condition was indicated, tony
19:32 Wed 21st May 2014
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Nothing worse than your big ends knocking, DT.
19:33 Wed 21st May 2014
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askyourgran
How well you know me tonyav....... hic


LOL.
19:34 Wed 21st May 2014
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Probably his big end.
19:34 Wed 21st May 2014
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Oi'l think about the poor man
19:35 Wed 21st May 2014
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Daisy, does that have any bearing on this thread.
19:37 Wed 21st May 2014
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Think Irish Tony!
19:38 Wed 21st May 2014
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Should have given him the boot.
19:40 Wed 21st May 2014
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One of the gals can have a go at cranking his shaft - who is volunteering for this?
19:40 Wed 21st May 2014
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I was, Daisy. wheel bearing.
19:41 Wed 21st May 2014
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maybe, does he have great ABS?
19:42 Wed 21st May 2014
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you're just all torque
19:42 Wed 21st May 2014
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Not me! I steer clear of dip sticks
19:42 Wed 21st May 2014

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