There Will Still Be Light Bulbs In The Twenty Fourth Century

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Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and
take all of the credit

Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?
A: Execute it for failure.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?
A: Execute him for cowardice.

Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to
self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000

Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: All of them!

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and from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ------

Luke Skywalker: "I don't need a lightbulb when I have a lightsaber!"

Han Solo: "Chewie! Get me a hydrospanner and a spare bulb... what do you mean, we're out of bulbs??"

Yoda: "Change the bulb you must, hmm?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Use the gloves, Luke"

Darth Vader: He won't change the bulb, he wants everyone to join the dark side.

Emperor: "I had foreseen that the bulb would need replacement"

Stormtroopers: 39, one to change the bulb, 38 to get shot.

Ewoks: about 10-15 will do it.

Jabba the Hutt: He'll put out a bounty on the old lightbulb for failing him.

Boba Fett: He doesn't go after small fry.

Admiral Ackbar: "Prepare to change lightbulbs on my mark!"

Mon Mothma: "Many Bothan spies died changing this lightbulb"

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How many Essex girls does it take to change a light-bulb.

The jury's still out.