Murphy Was Late Home From Work.

[lankeela]

His wife said I expect you stopped off at the pub as usual. No said Murphy, I was walking through town and there was one of those mobile Embarrassing Bodies clinics, so I nipped in to ask them about those warts on my willy. His wife asked what they said. Well I dropped my trousers and said have you seen anything like this before, and they called the police, who carted me off to the station. Turns out it was the mobile library.

[Butterbun]

lol.

[cupid04]

lol, lol, lol!

[Old_Geezer]

Did they book him ?

[cupid04]

Did they stamp his card?

[marval]

lol

[berniecuddles]

lol